It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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