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(262): View more from Wisconsin

LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."

(817): View more from Texas

I was drunk but it's true

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do

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(616): View more from Michigan

I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?

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(415): View more from California

I did not marry a roomba.

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