so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
He kissed a someone with a penis
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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