That's when you crack a 10am beer
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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