I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I think your dad took our porno
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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