it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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