Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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