I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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