How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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