he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
