was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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