Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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