ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Randomize