You really coming over, don't trick.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
