Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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