chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
the liver wants what the liver wants
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
i think i just lost a toe
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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