He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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