Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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