direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He shit in the fireplace
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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