Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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