Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
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