can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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