R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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