Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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