i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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