In the future we'll all be gay
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
