So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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