At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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