oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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