One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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