normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
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