I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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