When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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