Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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