clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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