I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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