let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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