oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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