the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Randomize
