Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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