Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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