Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
