we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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