ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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