i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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