we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
That accounts for only three of the penises
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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