yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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