How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
All I want is dick and wine.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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