i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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