You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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