you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
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