Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
zippers are such a cool invention
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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