she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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