Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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